10 reasons to date a baseball player:
1. They Have GREAT Hands.
2. They’re used to scorin no matter what base they’re on.
3. THEY HAVE TREMENDOUS ENDURANCE.
4. They always use a glove.
5. They don’t stop till the job is done and there is always extra innings.
6. They never strike out.
7. They like to touch every base carefully.
8. They swing BIG sticks.
9. They take the extra base if they can.
10. They slide into home REALLY HARD.
&&& they have nice BUTTS(:
I aint talkin to y’all